Ze French Beaver!

I just discovered Beavers are apparently french, which is odd, considering France does not exist in RuneScape. Here are some of the things he said, plastered over the game window:


In other news, I've managed to get into the top 50k of users.
I have been mining 7.5k or so of Pure Ess and getting all the pouches from Abyssal Monsters, to get ready for 50-55 runecrafting on nats, which will happen after 85 defence. Unfortunately, I got to 66 mining with the essence, so now I will have to power-mine to 70 on iron...

Rumours say Granite is better, but I rarely get a chance to go f2p, so mining will be my chance!